II FF: I'm very fondue you (Cheesy X Microphone)
“Hey Microphone?” Cheesy shouted, running up to Microphone. She sighed even before she saw him. His voice was starting to get a tad bit obnoxious, mostly due to the fact that she heard it everyday, every minute. Slowly turning around, she mentally braced herself for a bad pun.
“What is it Cheesy?” Microphone groaned. Cheesy saw how unamused she was, but decided to entertain her anyways. After all, the best way to brighten anyone's day was by a good pun!
“I think that you're pitch-perfect! Get it?” Cheesy said, slapping his knee and laughing. He was laughing much too much at the poor joke. Microphone rolled her eyes. Cheesy slowly stopped, noticing Microphone's lack of interest. Cheesy blushed a bit in embarrassment, cursing himself silently. Why didn't she like his jokes? Was he not funny enough? Impressing her was difficult, and neither Cheesy nor Microphone knew why he was so persistent. And now, Microphone decided to ask.
“Cheesy, why do you